Did the dog eat your couch?

This week is bad doggie week here at Pollin's.

We've had a new customer every day with a piece of furniture that has been eaten by their beloved pooch. I think the dogs are a bit stir crazy and they're taking it out on the furniture.

Caller #1  

"The dog ate the armrest of our leather couch. Can you fix it with the same color leather?"

"Yes."

Caller #2 

"Hello? Our dog ate the pillow on the couch. It's attached. Can you fix it?"

"Yes."

Caller #3

"Hi, our dog ate the foam in the chair cushion and it needs to be replaced. The fabric is fine. He unzipped it."

"Ok. We can fix it. Really? He unzipped it?

30 minutes later the owner is here with the cushion. He's right. The fabric is fine. That is one crafty dog.

Ok. We'll have it ready for you tomorrow"

"You can't do it now? Uh, that's the cushion on my dog's chair. uh.............ok." and he left with his tail between his legs. The dude. Not the dog.

Caller #4

"Hi. My dog ate my sofa...."

"Uh huh. Welcome to 'dog ate my furniture week' here at Pollin's."

Folks, I think it's time to take the dogs out for a walk or a romp on the beach.

Just sayin'.